its just such a stinking job
no excitment no fun no mob
butt bounded to the awful chair
rather be out there, somewhere, anywhere.

the place is old, dowdy and grey
not the best place to be spending my day
no internet let a alone a proper com
to put me here for 2 weeks is just so wrong.

to top it all of im gonna get fat
and yes i just have to complain about that.
milo, soon kueh, sausage roll
wanton mee, cookie, oh how they'll make me grow.

think about vitamin M he said
but its gonna be such a dreadful wait
hopefully the measely pay will be worth it all
or my head would say a hard hello to the wall.